10 Features of Fanboys

29 05 2015

There are just two platforms dominating the fiercely competitive mobile market: Android and iOS. Both approaches to enrich life are supported by millions of followers.

Here’s to the crazy ones.
The ignoramuses.

and, sorry, the fanboys.

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They usually argue that it’s all about specs. Here are the specs of themselves (or should I say here is the list of ‘mental throwbacks’?):

  • 0 They just like images.
    Reading articles is not their bag. The thing-in-itself is represented just by shape and color.
  • 1 Their comments on social networks are quite short-worded, frequently reduced to a single emoji. Authors repeat one emoji up to ten times and highly creative authors use emojis in an alternating order, randomly or following a law of nature which states that the entropy never decreases.
  • 2 Their heartbeat is near to frequency of their devices’ processors.

    Advantage Apple fans. Because their OS is optimized, the frequency is low.

  • 3 While sleeping and dreaming the device always takes up an outstanding room.

    Scientists say that it’s also with young people when making love with their ranked #2 honey.

  • 4 They set their priorities:

    1 news about a successor, 2 getting the money for it, 3 buying accessories for their actual device, and light years later communication with other fanboys, friends and last (but not least) the family.

    This ranking is completely updated with the mother or father in the pole position if she/he pays for an updated device.

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  • 5 They change their device’s wallpaper at least 5 times a day to keep up the imagination of loving something new.
  • 6 Youtube, games, and some messaging apps connected to social networks are the most frequently used applications.
  • 7 They patched their brain with a powerful filter mechanism which allows to ignore arguments of normal people using a competing device.
  • 8 They talk about their beloved company as if it’s a political candidate running for control of the universe.
  • 9 An unboxing video is always a case for an academy award, the Oscar, nothing less.

There are more features but expanding the list might be a mental overload for the target group.

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If it’s funny, no problem.
If it becomes the philosophy of life, a doctor should be consulted.

Summary …

Please respect everyone’s prerogative to have personal preferences. We all know what happens at an advanced stage if people are disrespectful and regularly run off etiquettes.

Related links …

Fanboyism

Out of the Box

Going Apple

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iOS 9

25 05 2015

Publishing media predict iOS 9 to run on the iPhone 4S, Apple’s design masterpiece fully made of sapphire glass, which was launched in October 2011 with an A5 Dual-core processor, 512 MB memory, 3.5″ display, and lots of well-working sensors except the Touch-ID and the Barometer sensor.

The most amazing iPhone yet (Apple’s slogan for the 4S) still works for me since 2011 without any physical deficiency. iOS 9 would be the 5th OS after iOS 5, iOS 6, iOS 7, and the actual iOS 8. A dream which will never come true for Androids, right?

  
Apple, are you looking for a smashing slogan for iOS 9?

Here are my suggestions:

An old flame never dies.


Refurbished.
Old love does not rust.

Apple, thanks in advance for keeping my old companion alive and sorry for not purchasing your upcoming new iThing.


Related links …

The mother of all considerable mobile OSs

The mortal apparel of Steve’s masterpiece

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Apple Pay

22 05 2015

This is what Apple publishes on its website

Your wallet.
Without the wallet.
Paying in stores or within apps has never been easier. Gone are the days of searching for your wallet. The wasted moments finding the right card. Now payments happen with a single touch.

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Apple Pay will change how you pay with breakthrough contactless payment technology and unique security features built right into the devices you have with you every day. So you can use your iPhone, Apple Watch, or iPad to pay in a simple, secure, and private way.

How it works …

Passbook already stores your boarding passes, tickets, coupons, and more. Now it can store your credit and debit cards, too. To get started, you can add the credit or debit card from your iTunes account to Passbook by simply entering the card security code.

To add a card on iPhone 6, iPad Air 2 or iPad mini 3, go into Settings, open Passbook & Apple Pay, and select “Add Credit or Debit Card”. On iPhone, you can also just open Passbook, then swipe down and tap the plus sign. From there, use your iSight camera to enter the card information or type it in manually. The card you had stored in iTunes is your default payment card, but you can always switch it in Settings.

After scanning a credit card the usage is easy for the iPhone 6 as well as the Apple Watch.

  • iPhone 6
    There’s no need to open an app or even wake your display thanks to the innovative Near Field Communication antenna in iPhone 6. To pay, just hold your iPhone near the contactless reader with your finger on Touch ID. You don’t even have to look at the screen to know your payment information was successfully sent. A subtle vibration and beep let you know.
  • Apple Watch
    Double-click the button next to the Digital Crown and hold the face of your Apple Watch near the contactless reader. A gentle pulse and beep confirm that your payment information was sent.

Making reservations …

I want to express my reservations about Apple Pay and electronic payments with smartphones or smart watches in general.

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Which biometric data will be used for payments in the near future?

Well, in your everyday life the easiest way to get rid of your -bogus- money is to pay cash. Carrying cash with you is followed by two risks:

Loss and mugging.
Both may also happen to your password.

So there is a need to innovate and make payments secure and fast with something you always carry with you: eyes and fingers.

Note
Admittedly you also carry your belly with you but after intense scientific researches it turned out that the waist circumference isn’t as unique as required.

Apple decided to use the fingerprint for identification.

You fingerprint might be unique but the technique to transform it into bits and later retrieve you as the actor can be buggy according to Murphy’s law.

So, what happens if things don’t go your way?

If you need support the worst case that can happen, a customer’s nightmare, is, that you have more than one partner. Here it’s Apple and your bank.

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Apple will say that they don’t have access to your data and the transaction isn’t done with real data but with generated tokens. The bank will say, that it’s not responsible for the technique and it suggests to contact Apple or, that your A8 processor should be repaired.

And what about the lost money?

It’s way to complicated to explain the strange redemption of John Doe’s or Mr A.N. Onymus’ money. Refunds are announced many times, according to legislation. But it seems that there are some unexpected black holes implemented in laws.

For God’s sake do not invest in any technique except your pillow (only halfway filled but secure). SMSs are winging it’s way to recipients in a jiffy but money still uses the Silk Road on the back of turtles.

Sorry for going ballistic …

Abso-fucking-lutely fuckers, that’s what bankers are when returning money or gaming via Investment Fonds, sorry, ASFs, aka Arrant Scoundrels Fonds.

Btw, did you know that ASF is also the official abbreviation for ‘African swine fever virus’?

Bankers are responsible for the financial crisis, they dashed people’s hopes, force people into poverty, and forward a very special legacy to our children, valuelessness.

So we learn:

Isn’t the law – still not adapted to activities in the Internet – a nicely flexible and bendable thing?

If you are a shopaholic or not don’t use the ultra-modern techniques. Get rid of your money by paying cash or using the old-fashioned credit card.

Don’t trust all the involved techniques and transfers of data over thousands of miles via cables, servers, and through the air. They are not qualified to build up confidence.

I’m an Apple fan and trust in what Tim Cook tells us about privacy. But there should be limits because even Tim and his excellent engineers can’t kill all bugs living in Apple’s ecosystem. Some are like bacteria, resistant, and some others are doing their job on the way to Maiden or other data centers.

Summary …

New kinds of electronic payment systems are not designed to reduce the costs but to get more personal data and force people to spend money they don’t have.

Why going a long way round? The next level of paying is to do it even without any device, just with your fingertip or your eye.

Follow Roman poet Ovid’s slogan Nip things in the bud (“Principiis obsta”) to prevent the society getting fully electronic instead of improving humanity.

Related links …

Security Made by Apple

Fingerprint Technology

Tim Cook about Privacy

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Apple’s Sales and Income

17 05 2015

Stats about Apple are always the starting point for lessons in leadership. No other tech company is as successful as Apple if we look at parameters like profit, environment, responsibility in different areas, innovation, disruptive technology, code of conduct, cult, etc.

Different to many others, Steve Jobs, Tim Cook, and all the other excellent employees followed a philosophy. Continuity over decades let this company grew up to the most valuable brands in the world. Apple is a mega brand right in the middle of the epicenter of technology, the Californian Silicon Valley.

Statements like

Apple’s brand is just overwhelming here“,
said Eiji Mori, a Tokyo-based analyst at BCN Inc.
It’s not about specifications. It’s not about rationale. It’s about owning an iPhone.

always incite useless platform wars when published in social media. Users of Apple devices always get nothing but scorn and derision if Androids read those lines.
Everybody is entitled to make his decision up to his requirements but also must be able to retrieve reliable data about companies when it comes to any financial engagement.

The SEC …

As the leading industrial nation the USA developed rules for financial reports which are basically overtaken by other countries (even Germany, the country which is well-known for it’s very special and complex legislation not really understood by normal people). The responsible commission in the USA is the SEC (U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission).

The laws and rules that govern the securities industry not only in the United States but also in all other industrialized countries derive from a simple and straightforward concept:

All investors, whether large institutions or private individuals, should have access to certain basic facts about an investment prior to buying it, and so long as they hold it.

To achieve this, the SEC requires public companies to disclose meaningful financial and other information to the public.

This provides a common pool of knowledge for all investors to use to judge for themselves whether to buy, sell, or hold a particular security. Only through the steady flow of timely, comprehensive, and accurate information can people make sound investment decisions.

Numbers …

On Wikipedia I found the numbers for sales and income from 1977 to 2013 and added the latest numbers from Apple’s SEC 10-K filing (Annual financial statement).

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With Apple’s spreadsheet app Numbers (part of iWork) I put these numbers into a table and used ‘Create chart’ from the context menu to create the bar graph. In a last step I inserted some images from the camera roll and added text fields to explain it all.

Note
iWork for iOS is an example for the added value Apple gives its customers when buying a mobile device like an iPhone or an iPad. It’s free and the company justifies this decision simply with an improvement of the user experience. It’s just one example for a sophisticated strategy to delight customers.

Related links …

About Statistics

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Apple and WWF 

13 05 2015

Stats say that every human living in an industrial nation uses about 20,000 kg paper in his life.  

“Through a new project announced today, WWF and Apple will help China – the world’s largest producer and consumer of paper products – reduce its environmental footprint by producing paper products from responsibly managed forests within its own borders.”

Source WWF (2015-05-11)

Related

What you should know about paper …
Go Paperless

What you can do with your mobile device to reduce paper usage …
Go Paperless with Tap Forms

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Creating Collages

10 05 2015

People say …

A picture is worth a thousand words.

And there is more …

Humans are designed to absorb visualized information in a jiffy and in many cases remember this information much longer than any other stimulation of senses.

Create collages on your iPad. It’s not only funny but also lets you digest the topic again.

Earlier I posted this image with an ironic content about Apple’s payment system, which works with the iOS devices starting with iPhone 6 and iPad Air 3.

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It’s an example for what you can do on an iPad. See the appropriate ingredients, apps, and devices to create collages in the image below. The collage was also created with Apple’s presentation app Keynote.

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It might be also worth creating some images with photos of your last holiday. Once you started you’ll love it.

The iPad is definitely a shining example for disruptive technology.

It’s because a touchscreen is much nearer to human activities than any other device or textbook could be. What we do is mostly what we do with our hands. It’s our first approach to new things. Creating artworks, modeling new devices, or writing down all the ideas leading to Einstein’s E=m c c equation on a sheet of paper while walking through the room and reflecting our thoughts is almost always done by hand.

Summary …

Stay hungry, stay foolish, and be creative with your iThing.

Related links …

iPad @ Universities

About the iPad

If you use images you should know something about the Copyright

The Copyright

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OMG

9 05 2015

Microsoft’s iOS app OneDrive was updated on May 6, 2015, with this description of the new innovative features:

Improvements to image quality and performance on Apple Watch.
If you have a new Apple Watch, you can enjoy your OneDrive photos right from your wrist!

My high resolution photos taken with an iSight camera displayed on a screen size near to the size of a postage stamp.

  

That’s what I was looking for since years.

Well, at the end of the day everything we like (including JLaw) is a matter of imagination.

So feel free to download my collage and view JLaw right on your wrist.

Note

Dear developers, think twice about the usefulness of your application on a 1.5″ screen size. Here is a noteworthy document for you.

Guidelines

More

Cockamamie

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